Sunday, March 18

Language 101: Bahasa Indonesia vs Bahasa Melayu

Seorang sahabat selecture, BBM I broadcast yang panjang lebar macam kat bawah ni. Sekali baca macam tak faham, then bila tengok balik *ID* maksudnya Indonesia, dan *my* untuk Malaysia. Sumpah I tak rasa apa-apa sebab macam memang tak logic! Hello? Nak menipu sewarganegara/selevel education pun pakai logic boleh? And yang baca pun, bukan budak sekolah yang bulat-bulat terima semua percaya kan? Use your brain to analyze, then ask if it makes sense?

Untuk rakyat Indonesia yang nak belajar/interested nak tahu sangat kalau yang dibroadcast ni betul atau tidak, silahkan di google aja. Gw cape dari tingkat 1 (2007) ditanyain trus kalo RS bersalin itu di Malaysia namanya RS Korban Laki-laki!! Kalian itu dibohongin teman2 kalian yg ke luar negeri (Malaysia especially)tau gk si? Dan kasian deh, percuma otak nya gak dipake buat mikir dikit aja, malah kalian malah langsung percaya aja.

So, people, let us spent some time on this, analyze. Logic ke?

*ID* : Kementerian Agama,
*MY* : Kementerian Tak Berdosa (heloo =D/?!!)

*ID* : Angkatan Darat,
*MY* : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi (ga asik bgt ya :s)

*ID* : Angkatan Udara,
*MY* : Laskar Angin-Angin (untung ga laskar pelangi atau laskar kentut=D)

*ID* : Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!
*MY* : Pasukaaan cerai berai !!
(talak aja sekalian)

*ID* : Merayap
*MY* : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (apa rasanya bersetubuh dengan bumi : )

*ID* : Rumah sakit bersalin,
*MY* : Hospital korban lelaki
(asli NGAKAK tp bener sih =)))

*ID* : Belok kiri, belok kanan,
*MY* : Pusing kiri, pusing kanan (minum bodrex makanya:|)

*ID* : Departemen Pertanian
*MY* : Departemen Cucuk Tanam (yuuk mariii ke mabes nyucuk tanam kakakaka :p)

*ID* : Gratis bicara 30 menit,
*MY* : Percuma berbual 30 minit(suka2 gue dong :/)

*ID* : Satpam/sekuriti,
*MY* : Penunggu Maling
(ngarep banget dimalingin ya ampe ditungguin =)))

*ID* : Tank
*MY* : Kereta Kebal
(lo kira dari banten kale ahh..=D/)

*ID* : Kedatangan,
*MY* : Ketibaan (aneh..:/)

*ID* : Rumah sakit jiwa,
*MY* : Gubuk gila


*ID* : Dokter ahli jiwa,
*MY* : Dokter gila

*ID* : Hantu pocong,
*MY* : Hantu Bungkus

*ID* : Toilet,
*MY*: Bilik Merenung

*ID* : Traktor,
*MY* : Setrika Bumi.

*ID* : Joystick,
*MY* : Batang senang

*ID* : Tidur siang,
*MY* : Petang telentang

*ID* : push up
*MY* : perkosa bumi

P/s: those comments dalam bracket in
Indo languages, I think the one yang compose broadcast ni takde kerja sampai sebok nak ambik alih kerja DBP untuk analisis bahasa kita pakai otak dia. Kan salah semua! Malu lah sikit!!
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Saturday, March 17

Wake up to this.

I know a man who lost his parents but refused to be called an orphan. He was man enough to love a strong woman years older than him, worked for her and made her stronger, opened his heart to her, shared his fears to no one but her. He was romantic and was faithful to her till her last breath. Cleaned after himself and sewed his own clothes. He was good looking, courageous and fearless. He never judged anyone on their pasts or looks, and was moderate, open minded and tolerant. His neighbor was Jewish and his cousin-in- law was a Christian priest. Beaten and exiled when he was helpless, he was merciful when he became stronger. Intelligent, wise and a hard worker, he built a long lasting nation out of nothing in the last 20 years of his life. He had no parents, but loved his daughters and grandchildren. His last will was "Be good to women". This man was a mercy for all mankind,this is my Nabi Muhammad.
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